Signs Your Trailer House May Be Haunted

Posted By: Nancy
Date: Saturday, 28 October 2006, at 7:11 p.m.

1. Your can of Skoal mysteriously floats through the air.

2. Blood drips out of your simulated wood paneling.

3. The eyes on the velvet Elvis painting move.

4. The room is spinning, and you're not even drunk yet.

5. That car in your front yard isn't on blocks -- it's levitating
by itself.

6. Your dog, Bo, gets sucked into the TV set, and he's blocking
your view of rasslin'.

7. That mysterious scratching below the floorboards? The Telltale
Raccoon.

8. The chain the ghost rattles is attached to his wallet.

9. You feel an eerie presence every time "Freebird" plays on
the radio.

10. The trailer is shaking, but there's no tornado in sight.

11. Your Dale Earndhart bed sheets have eyeholes cut in them.

12. The ghost is completely invisible except for the tobacco juice
running down his chin.

13. Mysterious footsteps seem to be stomping out "Achy Breaky
Heart."

14. There's a funny howlin' noise comin' from the corn crib --
no wait, that's just Jimmy.

15. You hear strange moaning - but only during Shania Twain videos.

16. You're missing four PBR's, and the missus only drinks Old
Milwaukee.

17. The lights turn on and off even though you paid the power bill.

18. You hear blood-curdling screams, but both neighbors are still
in jail.

19. You get a mysterious phone call that says, "I know what you
did last NASCAR race."

20. Instead of saying "Boo," the ghost says "Boo-ya'll!"

21. The veneer of window grime looks just like Calvin .... and
he's peeing on YOU!

22. Instead of naked women, your playing cards, all of a sudden,
have pictures of covered bridges on them.

23. The folks on Jenny Jones discuss domestic problems that eerily
resemble your own.

24. You get a creepy feelin' and it ain't because that Richard
Simmons is on TV.

25. You come home one day and it's ... clean!

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