Re: Count me in

Posted By: MarcW
Date: Thursday, 3 August 2000, at 2:36 p.m.

In Response To: Me too ... I can do it too... (Doc)

A crumbling old synagogue building needed remodeling, so, during his sermon, the Rabbi made an impassioned appeal looking directly at the richest man in town.

At the end of the sermon, the rich man stood up and announced, "Rabbi, I will contribute $1,000."

Just then, plaster fell from the ceiling and struck the rich man on the shoulder.

He promptly stood back up and shouted, "Rabbi, I will increase my donation to $5,000."

Before he could sit back down, plaster fell on him again, and again he this time he virtually screamed, "Rabbi, I will double my last pledge."

He sat down, and a larger chunk of plaster fell on his head.

He stood up once more and hollered, "Rabbi, I will give $20,000!"

This prompted a congregant to shout, "Hit him again, Lord! Hit him again!"

Messages In This Thread

I'm not joining any discussions about religions.. soo....
kundry -- Wednesday, 2 August 2000, at 7:25 p.m.

Re: I'm not joining any discussions about religions.. soo....
Nancy -- Wednesday, 2 August 2000, at 8:37 p.m.

Me too ... I can do it too...
Doc -- Thursday, 3 August 2000, at 1:38 a.m.

Re: Count me in
MarcW -- Thursday, 3 August 2000, at 2:36 p.m.

 

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