Minister joke

Posted By: Nancy
Date: Thursday, 3 August 2000, at 9:08 p.m.

One Sunday a minister played hooky from church so he could enjoy a round of golf, leaving his assistant to conduct the service. He drove to a faraway golf course to avoid bumping into any parishioners.

Looking down, St. Peter said to God, "You're not going to let him get away with this are you?"

The Lord shook his head.

The minister took his first shot, and scored a 420 yd hole in one. St. Peter was outraged. "I thought you were going to punish him!" he said to the Lord.

The Lord looked at St. Peter and replied, "So, who's he going to tell?"

Nancy

Messages In This Thread

Minister joke
Nancy -- Thursday, 3 August 2000, at 9:08 p.m.

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Uncle Bob -- Friday, 4 August 2000, at 4:51 a.m.

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Uncle Bob -- Friday, 4 August 2000, at 4:55 a.m.

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