A Blonde Calls 911

Posted By: Uncle Bob
Date: Friday, 4 August 2000, at 5:02 a.m.

In Response To: Now something on the lighter side!! (Nancy)

A blonde gets in her car and looks in horror, then grabs her cell phone and dials 911. The 911 operator answers and says "911, what is your emergency?" She replies, "Help me, someone has stolen all of the stuff out of my car." The operator asks her to explain and she says that her dash is gone and her radio is gone and even her foot pedals are gone. The operator tells her that they are on their way and hangs up. About 1 minute later the blonde calls back and says, "It's me again, never mind I was in the back seat!"

Messages In This Thread

Now something on the lighter side!!
Nancy -- Thursday, 3 August 2000, at 9:02 p.m.

A Blonde Calls 911
Uncle Bob -- Friday, 4 August 2000, at 5:02 a.m.

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MarcW -- Friday, 4 August 2000, at 1:34 p.m.

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MarcW -- Friday, 4 August 2000, at 4:17 p.m.

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Captain Zot -- Friday, 4 August 2000, at 7:08 p.m.

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MarcW -- Friday, 4 August 2000, at 4:28 p.m.

Re: Dildos
Nancy -- Friday, 4 August 2000, at 9:20 p.m.

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MarcW -- Friday, 4 August 2000, at 4:31 p.m.

 

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