A Stressed Woman's Expressions!!

Posted By: Nancy
Date: Wednesday, 9 August 2000, at 5:10 p.m.

EXPRESSIONS FOR A WOMAN'S HIGH STRESS DAYS

* 1. You! Off my planet!!

* 2. Not the brightest crayon in the box now, are we?

* 3. Well, this day was a total waste of makeup.

* 4. Errors have been made. Others will be blamed.

* 5. And your crybaby whiny-@$$ed opinion would be...?

* 6. I'm not crazy, I've just been in a very bad mood for 30 years.

* 7. Allow me to introduce my selves.

* 8. Sarcasm is just one more service we offer.

* 9. Whatever kind of look you were going for, you missed.

* 10. Do they ever shut up on your planet?

* 11. I'm just working here till a good fast-food job opens up.

* 12. I'm trying to imagine you with a personality.

* 13. Stress is when you wake up screaming and you realize you haven't fallen asleep yet.

* 14. I can't remember if I'm the good twin or the evil one.

* 15. How many times do I have to flush before you go away?

* 16. I just want revenge. Is that so wrong?

* 17. You say I'm a b*tch like it's a bad thing.

* 18. Can I trade this job for what's behind door #2?

* 19. Nice perfume. Must you marinate in it?

* 20. Chaos, panic & disorder - my work here is done.

* 21. Everyone thinks I'm psychotic, except for my friends deep inside the earth.

* 22. Earth is full. Go home.

* 23. Is it time for your medication or mine?

* 24. Aw, did I step on your poor little bitty ego?

* 25. How do I set a laser printer to stun?

* 26. I'm not tense, just terribly, terribly alert.

* 27. When I want your opinion, I'll give it to you

 

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