General Jokes - But funny!!

Posted By: Nancy
Date: Friday, 11 August 2000, at 9:01 p.m.

Where does an Irish family go on vacation?
A different bar.

What does it mean when the flag at the Little Rock Post Office is flying at half mast?
They're hiring.

Why aren't there any Southern Irish on Star Trek?
Because they're not going to work in the future, either.

What do you call an Arkansas farmer with a sheep under each arm?
A pimp.

Why do drivers education classes in Redneck schools use the car only on Mondays, Wednesdays and Fridays?
Because on Tuesday and Thursday, the Sex Ed class uses it.

What's the difference between a southern zoo and a northern zoo?
A southern zoo has a description of the animal on the front of the cage, along with a recipe.

How do you get a sweet little redneck grandmother to say f*ck?
Get another sweet little 80-year-old lady to yell *BINGO*!

What's the difference between a northern fairytale and a southern fairytale?
A northern fairytale begins "Once upon a time..."
A southern fairytale begins 'Y'all ain't gonna believe this shit...

Nance

 

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