Hacker School

Posted By: Nancy
Date: Saturday, 12 August 2000, at 5:43 p.m.

Are You Bored?

In a Rut?

Looking for a New Career? 3

If so, we have the answer to your problems ...

The Famous Hackers' School

That's right, friends--the Famous Hackers' School! Now you
can learn the ins and outs of Hacking in the comfort of your own
home, as you prepare for your new career in this fast-growing hi-
tech field.

Just imagine the look on your friends' faces when they learn
that you are a Certified Hacker! As a Hacker, you will be smug
in the knowledge that no corporate computer system is safe from
your talents. You'll be able to sleep late, and never have to
worry about your bank balance again!

Under the watchful eyes of our anonymous instructors--noted
Hackers all--this correspondence course will teach you the finer
points of password plundering, system access level boosting, data
destruction, and electronic banking.

And Famous Hackers' School offers something that no other
school offers: backup career guidance. This special course
module will show you how to turn your eventual arrest into a
media event, a bestselling book, and a secure position as a
computer security consultant!

Just send fifty thousand dollars, and we'll rush your FHS
starter kit to you via the fastest courier available. This jam-
packed starter kit includes the following:

* A deluxe 486 computer system, complete with 9600-bps modem

and our proprietary "TeleHack" software package

* A set of passwords to the major corporate computer systems

you'll access during your studies

* A twenty-gigabyte optical disk for storing looted data

* A collection of timed viruses for your personal use

* Official FHS membership card, recognized by bail-bondsmen

the world over

* A complete set of course manuals, cleverly disguised as

obsolete operating system manuals

Bonus! Send your money before Friday the 13th, and we'll
throw in our famous "Build-a-Virus" kit, complete with two-page,
illegible photocopied instruction sheet, at no extra charge!

Get started as a Hacker today--and have more fun tomorrow!

 

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