Old Man & the Prostitute

Posted By: Nancy
Date: Tuesday, 15 August 2000, at 2:22 p.m.

An 80 year old man went to Hollywood to pick up a
prostitute and get some action. He noticed one hooker in
particular and started flirting with her. The prostitute
started becoming annoyed and said, "Get lost old man!
You're ruining business!"

"Sure would like to get some action tonight," said the old
man.

"You've got to be kidding! You're too old! You're all
finished."

"What did you say?" asked the old man.

"You heard me - you're all finished."

"Oh," replied the old man, "how much do I owe you?"

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Nancy

 

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