Dear Abby

Posted By: kundry
Date: Wednesday, 16 August 2000, at 7:29 a.m.

-Dear Abby, I have a man I never could trust. He cheats so much I'm not even sure this baby I'm carrying is his.
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-Dear Abby: I am a twenty-three-year-old liberated woman who has been on the pill for two years. It's getting expensive and I think my boyfriend should share half the cost, but I don't know him well enough to discuss money with him.
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-Dear Abby: I suspected that my husband had been fooling around, and when I confronted him with the evidence he denied everything and said it would never happen again.
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-Dear Abby: Our son writes that he is taking Judo. Why would a boy who was raised in a good Christian home turn against his own?
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-Dear Abby: I joined the Navy to see the world. I've seen it. Now how do I get out?
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-Dear Abby: My forty-year-old son has been paying a psychiatrist $50 an hourevery week for two-and-a-half years. He must be crazy.
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-Dear Abby: I was married to Bill for three months and I didn't know he drank until one night he came home sober.
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-Dear Abby: Do you think it would be all right if I gave my doctor a little gift? I tried for years to get pregnant and couldn't and he finally did it.
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-Dear Abby: My mother is mean and short-tempered. I think she is going through her mental pause.
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-Dear Abby: Then you told some woman whose husband had lost all interest in sex to send him to a doctor. Well, my husband lost all interest in sex years ago and he is a doctor.
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-Dear Abby: My boyfriend is going to be twenty years old next month. I'd like to give him something nice for his birthday. What do you think he'd like?--Carol

Dear Carol: Never mind what he'd like. Give him a tie.
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-Dear Abby: Our son was married in January. Five months later his wife had a ten pound baby girl. They said the baby was premature. Tell me,can a baby this big be that early?- Wondering

Dear Wondering: The baby was on time, the wedding was late. Forget it.
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Dear Abby: I know boys will be boys, but my'boy' is seventy-three and he's still chasing women. Any suggestions?-- Annie

Dear Annie: Don't worry.
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-Dear Abby: My dog has been chasing cars for years,but if he ever caught one, he wouldn't know what to do with it.
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Dear Abby: I have always wanted to have my family history traced, but I can't afford to spend alot of money to do it. Any suggestions? -- Sam

--Dear Sam: Yes. Run for public office.
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Dear Abby: What inspires you most to write?- Ted

Dear Ted: The Bureau of Internal Revenue.
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-Dear Abby: I am forty-four years old and I would like to meet a man my age with no bad habits.-Rose

Dear Rose: So would I.
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-Dear Abby: What's the difference between a wife and a mistress?-Bess

Dear Bess: Night and day.
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-Dear Abby: A couple of women moved in across the hall from me. One is a middle-aged gym teacher and the other is a social worker in her mid-twenties. These two women go everywhere together and I've never seen a man go into their apartment or come out. Do you think they could be Lebanese? -- Curious

 

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