The Priest and the Rabbi

Posted By: MarcW
Date: Wednesday, 16 August 2000, at 5:10 p.m.

A priest and a rabbi operated a church and a synagogue across the street from each other. Since their schedules intertwined, they decided to go in together to buy a car.

After the purchase, they drove it home and parked it on the street between them.

A few minutes later, the rabbi looked out and saw the priest sprinkling water on their new car. It didn't need a wash, so he hurried out and asked the priest what he was doing. "I'm blessing it," the priest replied.

The rabbi considered this a moment, then went back inside his house. He reappeared a moment later with a hacksaw, walked over to the back of the car and cut off two inches of the tailpipe.

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The Priest and the Rabbi
MarcW -- Wednesday, 16 August 2000, at 5:10 p.m.

Re: The Priest and the Rabbi
Captain Zot -- Thursday, 17 August 2000, at 10:56 p.m.

 

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