Some jokes

Posted By: Kostya
Date: Wednesday, 26 July 2000, at 6:16 p.m.

...I've pay all taxes, and now sleep good... In the parks, at the streets, at the bus stops... (from Russian Radio)

..My love to the mother of my wife is measured by kilomeeters... (from Russian Radio)

- Father, why... - asked a small boy.
- You will understand when grew up. - answered father. The boy has grew up and ask again:
- Father, why...
- You a not a small boy, don't ask a stupid questions. You must to know this.

A young girl comes to programmer. But he was busy programming
his computer. A girl deside to pay his attention and say:
- Dear, look, UFO falls under our windows.
- Everything falls under these windows. Its time to choose unix!

- Exchange a three dead visitors on Pentium 3. Malder.
- Exchange a Pentium 3 on one dead Malder. Visitor.

- Father, a school's principal wants to see you tomorrow.
- I don't think I have time to come there...
- Good! I also think that you have nothing to do on these ruins...

Messages In This Thread

Some jokes
Kostya -- Wednesday, 26 July 2000, at 6:16 p.m.

VERY Interesting!
Uncle Bob -- Thursday, 27 July 2000, at 3:48 a.m.

Thanks Kostya!
Nancy -- Thursday, 27 July 2000, at 8:25 a.m.

 

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