Genie

Posted By: Stuntman
Date: Wednesday, 6 September 2000, at 3:00 p.m.

A couple went golfing one day at a very, very exclusive course lined with
> million dollar homes.
>
> On the third tee, the husband cautioned, "Honey, be careful when you
> drive. If we break one of those windows it'll cost us a fortune to
> repair."
>
> Of course she tee'd off and promptly shanked it right through the windo of
> the biggest house on the course.
>
> The husband cringed, "I warned you to watch out.... now we'll have to go
> up there and apologize and see how much that lousy drive is going to
> cost."
>
> They walked up, knocked ont he door, and a warm voice siad, "Come on in."
>
> When they opened the doo they saw glass all over the place and a broken
> antique lying on its side near the broken window.
>
> A man reclining on the couch said, "Are you the people that broke the
> window?"
>
> "Uh yeah, we're sure sorry about that" the husband replied. "Oh, no
> apology is necessary. Actually I want to thank you. You see, I'm a
> genie, and I've been trapped in that bottle for a thousand years. Now
> that you've released me, I'm allowed to grant three wishes. I'll give you
> each one wish, and I'll keep the last on for myself."
>
> "Wow, that's great!" the husband said. "He pondered a moment and blurted
> out "I'd like a million dollars a year for the rest of my life."
>
> "No problem, you've got it, it's the least I can do. And now you, young
> lady, what do you want?" the genie asked looking at the wife.
>
> "I'd like to own a gorgeous home complete with servants in every country
> in the world" she said. "Consider it done." the genie said. "And now,"
> they both asked in unison, "What's your wish, genie?"
>
> "Well, since I've been trapped in that bottle and haven't been with a
> woman in a thousand years, my wish is to have sex with your wife."
>
> The husband looked at his wife and said, "Gee, honey, you know we both now
> have a fortune, and all those houses. What do you think?"
>
> She mulled it over for a few moments and said, "You know, you're right.
> Considering all that, I guess I wouldn't mind."
>
> The genie and the woman went upstairs where he ravished her for the rest
> of the afternoon. Both satisfied each other repeatedly, and afterwards,
> as the genie rolled over to look at the wife and asked, "Tell me, how old
> are you and your husband?"
>
> "Why, we're both 35" she responed breathlessly. "No shit! Thirty - five
> years old and both you idiots still believe in genies?"

Messages In This Thread

Genie
Stuntman -- Wednesday, 6 September 2000, at 3:00 p.m.

Re: Genie
Nancy -- Wednesday, 6 September 2000, at 7:27 p.m.

Re: OMG...
kundry -- Thursday, 7 September 2000, at 9:02 p.m.

 

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