Nominated for Best E-Mail of 1999

Posted By: Nancy
Date: Wednesday, 6 September 2000, at 8:58 p.m.

Read aloud for best results. "Tendjuberrymud."

This has been nominated for best email of 1999.

The following is a telephone exchange between a hotel guest and
room-service at a hotel in Asia, which was recorded and published in the Far East Economic Review.

Room Service: (RS) Guest: (G)

RS: Morny. Ruin sorbees
G : Sorry, I thought I dialled room-service
RS: Rye..Ruin sorbees..morny! Djuwish to odor sunteen?
G : Uh..yes..I'd like some bacon and eggs
RS: Ow July den?
G : What?
RS: Ow July den?...pry, boy, pooch?
G : Oh, the eggs! How do I like them? Sorry, scrambled please.> RS: Ow July dee baychem...crease?
G : Crisp will be fine.
RS: Hokay. An San tos?
G : What?
RS: San tos. July San tos?
G : I don't think so
RS: No? Judo one tos?
G : I feel really bad about this, but I don't know what
"judo one tos" means.
RS: Toes! toes!...why dju Don Juan tos? Ow bow singlish mopping

we bother?
G : English muffin!! I've got it! You were saying 'Toast.' Fine.
Yes, an English muffin will be fine.
RS: We bother?
G : No..just put the bother on the side.
RS: Wad?"
G : I mean butter...just put it on the side.
RS: Copy?
G : Sorry?
RS: Copy...tea...mill?
G : Yes. Coffee please, and that's all.
RS: One Minnie. Ass ruin sorbees fee, strangle ache, crease
baychem, tossy, singlish mopping we bother, honey sigh, and copy....rye?
G : Whatever you say
RS: Tendjuberrymud
G : You're welcome.

Don't ask me who nominated it - but it is FUNNY

Nancy

 

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