another...oldie but a goodie!

Posted By: Stuntman
Date: Thursday, 7 September 2000, at 3:18 a.m.

One day Jane met Tarzan in the jungle. She was very attracted
to him and during her questions about his life she asked him
how he managed for sex.

"What's that," he asked.

She explained to him what sex was to which he responded,
"Oh, I use a hole in the trunk of a tree."

Horrified, she said, "Tarzan you have it all wrong, but I will
show you how to do it properly." She took off her clothes,
laid down on the ground and presented herself.

"Here," she said, "You must put it in here."

Tarzan removed his loincloth, stepped closer and then
unleashed a merciless kick to Jane's crotch.

After rolling around for some time in agony, eventually Jane
managed to gasp, "What the hell did you do that for?"

"Just checking for bees," said Tarzan.

 

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