okay...

Posted By: Stuntman
Date: Thursday, 7 September 2000, at 4:45 a.m.

A lion woke up one morning feeling rowdy. He went out and cornered a small monkey and roared, "Who is mightiest of all jungle
animals?"

The trembling monkey says, "You are, mighty lion!

Later, the lion confronts a deer and bellows, "Who is mightiest of all jungle animals?"

The terrified deer stammers, "Oh great lion, you are by far the mightiest animal in the jungle!"

On a roll now, the lion swaggers up to an elephant and roars, "Who is mightiest of all jungle animals?"

Fast as lightning, the elephant snatches up the lion with his trunk, slams him against a tree half a dozen times, the lion feeling like
it'd been run over by a safari wagon. The elephant then stomped on the lion till it looked like a corn tortilla, crapped on it, and
ambled away.

The lion hollered after the elephant, "Damn, just because you don't know the answer, you don't have to get so pissed off

Messages In This Thread

okay...
Stuntman -- Thursday, 7 September 2000, at 4:45 a.m.

Re: okay...
Nancy -- Thursday, 7 September 2000, at 7:45 a.m.

 

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