Naughty Naughty

Posted By: kundry
Date: Thursday, 7 September 2000, at 8:49 p.m.

A five year old boy and his grandfather are sitting on the front porch

together, when grandpa pulls a beer out of a cooler. The little boy

asked, "Grandpa, can I have a beer?" Grandpa replied, "Can your

dick touch your ass?" The little boy answered no.

Grandpa said "Then you're not man enough to have a beer."

A little later Grandpa lights up a cigar. The little boy asked, "Grandpa,

can I have a cigar?" Once again, Grandpa asked, "Can your dick

touch your ass?" The little boy answered no, again.

Grandpa said "Then your not man enough to have a cigar."

A little later, the little boy came out of the house with a cookie.

Grandpa asked, "Can I have a cookie?" The boy asked "Can your

dick touch your ass?" Grandpa replied, "Hell yeah my dick can touch

my ass!"

The boy replied, "Then go fuck yourself, Grandma made these cookies

for me."

Messages In This Thread

Naughty Naughty
kundry -- Thursday, 7 September 2000, at 8:49 p.m.

Re: Naughty Naughty
kundry -- Thursday, 7 September 2000, at 8:53 p.m.

 

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