Ethnic Survivor Episode

Posted By: Nancy
Date: Saturday, 9 September 2000, at 5:18 p.m.

An Ethnic "Survivor" Episode

There is a beautiful deserted island in the middle of nowhere where the following people are stranded:

* Two Italian men and one Italian woman
* Two French men and one French woman
* Two German men and one German woman
* Two Greek men and one Greek woman
* Two English men and one English woman
* Two Bulgarian men and one Bulgarian woman
* Two American men and one American woman
* Two Irish men and one Irish woman

One month later, on this deserted island in the middle of nowhere, the following has occurred:

One Italian man killed the other Italian man for the Italian woman.

The two French men and the French woman are living happily together in a menage a trois.

The two German men have a strict weekly schedule of when they alternate with the German woman.

The two Greek men are sleeping with each other and the Greek woman is cleaning and cooking for them.

The two English men are waiting for someone to introduce them to the English woman.

The Bulgarian men took a long look at the endless ocean and one look at the Bulgarian woman and they started swimming.

The two American men are contemplating the virtues of suicide, while the American woman keeps on bitching about her body being too fat, the true nature of feminism, how she can do everything that they can do, but still expects to be treated as a princess, about the necessity of fulfillment, the equal division of household chores, how her relationship with her mother is improving, and how her last boyfriend respected her opinion and treated her much nicer. But at least the taxes are low and it is not raining.

The Irish began by dividing the island into North and South and by setting up a distillery. They do not remember if sex is in the picture because it gets sort of foggy after the first few liters of whiskey, but at least the English are not getting any.

Nancy

 

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