NOW, we know.. *cackle*

Posted By: kundry
Date: Sunday, 10 September 2000, at 7:15 a.m.

It seems that when the Lord was making the world, he called man over and

bestowed upon him twenty years of normal sex life. Man was horrified. 'Only

twenty years of normal sex life?' but the Lord was very adamant, that was

all man could have.

Then the Lord called the monkey and gave him twenty years.

'But I don't need twenty years', he protested, 'ten is plenty for me.' Man

spoke up eagerly, 'Can I have the other ten?' The monkey graciously agreed.

Then the Lord called the lion and gave him twenty years, and the lion, like

the monkey wanted only ten. Again the man spoke up, 'Can I have the other

ten?' The lion said of course he could.

Then came the donkey and he was given twenty years-but like the others, ten

was sufficient and again man pleaded,' Can I have the other ten?' The donkey

said yes he could.

This explains why man has twenty years of normal sex

life, plus ten years of monkeying around, ten years of lion

about it, and ten years of making an ass of himself.

 

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