Funeral Joke

Posted By: Nancy
Date: Monday, 11 September 2000, at 7:05 p.m.

A funeral service is being held for a woman who has just passed away.
At the end of the service the pall bearers are carrying the casket out
when they accidentally bump into a wall, jarring the casket.
They hear a faint moan.

They open the casket and find that the woman is
actually alive.

She lives for ten more years, and then dies.

A ceremony is again held at the same place, and at the end of the
ceremony the pall bearers are again carrying out the casket.
As they are walking, the husband cries out,
"watch out for the fucking wall!'''

Nancy

 

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