i ALMOST asked you to translate... but i got it just in time..

Posted By: kundry
Date: Monday, 11 September 2000, at 8:30 p.m.

A woman was very distraught at the fact that she had not had a date,

nor any sex in quite sometime. She was afraid she might have

something wrong with her, so she decided to employ the medical

expertise of a sex therapist. Her MD recommended that she go see

Dr. Chang, the well-known sex therapist. So she went to see him.

Upon entering the examination room, Dr. Chang said, "OK, take off all

your crose." So she did. "Now, get down and crawl reery fass to the

other side of room." So, she did. Dr. Chang then said, "OK now crawl

reery fass to me." So she did.

Dr. Chang slowly shook his head and said "Your probrem vewy bad,

you haf Ed Zachary Disease, worse case I ever see, that why you not

haf sex or dates."

Confused, the woman asked, "What is Ed Zachary Disease?"

Dr. Chang replied, "It when your face rook Ed Zachary rike your ass."

Messages In This Thread

i ALMOST asked you to translate... but i got it just in time..
kundry -- Monday, 11 September 2000, at 8:30 p.m.

Re: i ALMOST asked you to translate... but i got it just in time..
Nancy -- Monday, 11 September 2000, at 11:02 p.m.

 

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