'nuddah translation...

Posted By: kundry
Date: Tuesday, 12 September 2000, at 7:18 p.m.

The lady at the Immigration and Naturalization office came into the

office late one day to see a room full of people. She took a moment to

overhear a conversation already in progress before her anonymity was

compromised. Two Italians were engaged in an animated

conversation. Her attention was galvanized when she heard one of

them say:

First Emma, she coma.

Then I coma.

Then to asses they bump togetha'.

Then I coma again.

Then to asses they bump togetha' again.

Then I coma again.

Then pee twice.

Then I coma one lasta' time.

"You foul mouth swine," retorted the lady indignantly. "In this

country we don't talk about our sex lives in public!"

He says to her, "Hey, coola downa lady. Imma justa teachin' my

frena' howa' to spella' Mississippi."

 

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