lawyer joke

Posted By: kundry
Date: Thursday, 14 September 2000, at 6:47 p.m.

One day a Jew, a Hindu, and a lawyer all arrived at their hotel to find

that there had been a mix-up with the bookings, and that there was

only one room left for them to share. The manager explained that this

room only had two beds, but that there was a barn at a neighboring

farm which the farmer, an old friend of his, would let one of them sleep

in free of charge. They complained a bit, but since there was nowhere

else to go, the Jew graciously said he'd sleep in the barn.

The Hindu and the lawyer were just settling down to sleep in their

room, when there was a knock on the door. It was the Jew. "I'm

sorry," he said, "but there's a pig in that barn and because I'm Jewish I

feel uncomfortable about sharing the barn with it."

"No problem," said the Hindu. "I'll sleep out there instead." So off he

went to the barn, leaving the lawyer and the Jew to share the room.

They were just settling down to sleep, when there was a knock on the

door. It was the Hindu. "I'm sorry," he said, "but there's a cow in that

barn and because I'm a Hindu I feel uncomfortable about sharing the

barn with it."

The lawyer grudgingly agreed to give up his bed and stomped off to

the barn, leaving the Jew and the Hindu to share the room. The Jew

and the Hindu were just settling down to sleep, when here was a

knock on the door. It was the cow and the pig.

 

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