Helping hand...

Posted By: Stuntman
Date: Monday, 18 September 2000, at 12:09 p.m.

A man walks into a bar after getting off of work. He has a couple beers
and just when the bartender calls last call, he looks over to his left
and sees another man passed out, sprawled out on the counter.

The man looks at the bartender and asks for the guy's address because he
felt the drunk was in no condition to drive home. After getting the
address, he walks over to the passed out guy, picks him up off the
stool, holds him up and says, "Hey man, can you act a little sober and
walk over to my car cause I am gonna drive you home." The drunkard
slightly nods his head up and down in response, but when the man lets go
of the drunk, he collapses to the ground.

The man shakes his head in disgust, drags him out to the car and leans
him up against the door so he can start digging for his keys in his
pockets. Just when he lets go, again, the man just collapses to the
pavement. He picks him off the ground and throws him in the car and
drives about a half an hour to get to his house.

For the last time he pulls him out of the car, leans him up against the
door and says, "You have had about a half an hour to sober up and you
have a wife and kids in that house. Don't be a drunk fool! Can you act
sober!?" The man mumbles in response, "I'll try." So the man lets go of
him and again he falls to the ground.

He picks him up off the ground in absolute disgust, drags him up to his
front porch and rings his doorbell. The wife comes to the door and the
man says to her, "I saw your husband at the bar tonight and he was so
drunk I didn't feel he could drive home."

She looks down at her husband laying on the porch and with a confused
tone replys, "I appreciate it, but where is his wheelchair?"

 

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