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Too Much Coffee??????
Posted By: Nancy
Date: Monday, 18 September 2000, at 11:19 p.m.
You Know When You Have Had To Much Coffee when...
* You answer the door before people knock.
* You ski uphill.
* You're the employee of the month at the local coffeehouse and you don't even work there.
* You can jump-start your car without cables.
* You don't need a hammer to pound nails.
* You go to AA meetings just for the free coffee.
* You forget to unwrap candy bars before eating them.
* People get dizzy just watching you.
* Your birthday is a national holiday in Brazil.
* You have a picture of your coffee mug on your coffee mug.
* You don't even wait for the water to boil anymore.
* You help your dog chase its tail.
Nancy
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