Sixteen Steps to Build a Campfire.....

Posted By: Ginger
Date: Tuesday, 14 May 2002, at 9:26 a.m.

Sixteen Steps to Build a Campfire.....

Building a campfire is easy, just do the following:

1> Split dead limb into fragments and shave one fragment into slivers.

2> Bandage left thumb.

3> Chop other fragments into smaller fragments.

4> Bandage left foot.

5> Make structure of slivers (include those embedded in hand).

6> Light Match.

7> Light another match.

8> Repeat "a Scout is cheerful" and light yet another match.

9> Apply match to slivers, add wood fragments, and blow gently
into base of fire.

10> Apply burn ointment to nose.

11> When fire is burning, collect more wood.

12> Upon discovering that fire has gone out while out searching
for more wood, soak wood from can labeled "kerosene."

13> Treat face and arms for second-degree burns.

14> Re-label can to read "gasoline."

15> When fire is burning well, add all remaining firewood.

16> When thunder storm has passed, repeat these steps.

Messages In This Thread

Sixteen Steps to Build a Campfire.....
Ginger -- Tuesday, 14 May 2002, at 9:26 a.m.

Re: Sixteen Steps to Build a Campfire.....
Nancy -- Monday, 20 May 2002, at 1:34 p.m.

 

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