Things Confucius is not likely to have said . . .

Posted By: Nancy
Date: Friday, 28 July 2000, at 8:56 p.m.

"Man who drop watch in toilet have shitty time."
"Man trapped in pantry have ass in jam."
"Baseball wrong . . . man with four balls cannot walk!"
"Baby conceived in automatic car shiftless bastard."
"A bird in hand makes hard to blow nose."
"Find old man in dark, not hard!"
"Man who smoke pot choke on handle."
"Ok for shit to happen . . . will decompose."
"Sailor who gets discharged from navy leave buddies behind."
"It takes many nails to build crib, but one screw to fill it."
"Woman who cooks carrots and pees in same pot has bad manners."
"Man who eat many prunes, sit on toilet many moons."
"Man who drive like hell bound to get there!"
"Man who keep feet firmly on ground have trouble putting on pants!"
"Man who stand on toilet is high on pot!"
"Man who runs behind car gets exhausted!"
"Man who jump off cliff jump to conclusion!"
"War not determine who's right, war determines who's left."
"Woman who goes to man's apartment for snack, gets titbit"
"Man who lay woman on ground, get piece on earth."
"Man who gets kicked in testicles, left holding the bag."
"Man who kisses girl's behind, gets crack in face. "
"Passionate kiss like spider web -- lead to undoing of fly. "
"Man with holes in pants pockets, feels cocky all day."
"Man who fight with wife all day, get no piece at night"
"Kotex not best thing on earth, but next to best thing. "
"Man who walk through airport door sideways is going to Bangkok "

 

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