beware of what you wish for

Posted By: kundry
Date: Sunday, 30 July 2000, at 7:46 p.m.

Two guys are in a locker room after their racquetball game when one guy notices the other has a cork in his ass.
"If you don't mind me saying," said the second guy, "That cork looks terribly uncomfortable. Why don't you take it out?"
"I can't," lamented the first man. "It's permanent."
"I don't understand," said the other.
The first guy says, "I was walking along the beach and I tripped over an oil lamp. There was a puff of smoke, and then a huge
man in a turban came oozing out. He said, "I am Hasan the Genie. I can grant you one wish." And I said, "No shit."

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beware of what you wish for
kundry -- Sunday, 30 July 2000, at 7:46 p.m.

Re: beware of what you wish for
Nancy -- Sunday, 30 July 2000, at 11:22 p.m.

 

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