I'm not joining any discussions about religions.. soo....

Posted By: kundry
Date: Wednesday, 2 August 2000, at 7:25 p.m.

it appears i have to contribute SOMETHING.. *EG*... here goes:

THE CONFESSION
A new convert to Catholicism went to Father Duffy for confession.
"Bless me, Father, for I have sinned."

"Tell me your transgression, my son," said Father Duffy.

"I stole some lumber, Father."
"How much lumber did you steal?" asked the priest.

"Well, I was able to build my collie a doghouse with it."

The priest began to reply, "Well, that doesn't seem so
bad--" but the penitent interrupted him. "Father, I also built a garage..."

"Well my son," said Father Duffy, "that's a bit more serious."

"Father! I have to get this off my chest. I built a doghouse, a
four-car garage, and...a five bedroom, three bath house with the lumber I stole!"

A look of shock came to Father Duffy's face. "That is most
serious indeed, my son! I'm afraid that I'm going to have to have you make a novena!"

A perplexed look came over the penitent's face before he
responded.

"Father, I don't have any idea how to make a novena, but if
you've got the blueprints, I've got the lumber!"

*CACKLE*

Messages In This Thread

I'm not joining any discussions about religions.. soo....
kundry -- Wednesday, 2 August 2000, at 7:25 p.m.

Re: I'm not joining any discussions about religions.. soo....
Nancy -- Wednesday, 2 August 2000, at 8:37 p.m.

Me too ... I can do it too...
Doc -- Thursday, 3 August 2000, at 1:38 a.m.

Re: Count me in
MarcW -- Thursday, 3 August 2000, at 2:36 p.m.

 

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