Helpful Tips to Make Life Simple

Posted By: Nancy
Date: Saturday, 8 July 2006, at 5:13 p.m.

- Old telephone books make ideal personal address books. Simply
cross out the names and addresses of people you don't know.

- Fool other drivers into thinking you have an expensive car phone
by holding an old TV or video remote control up to your ear and
occasionally swerving across the road and hitting the curb.

- Avoid parking tickets by leaving your windshield wipers turned to
fast wipe whenever you leave your car parked illegally.

- No time for a bath? Wrap yourself in masking tape and remove the
dirt by simply peeling it off.

- Apply red nail polish to your nails before clipping them. The red
nails will be much easier to spot on your bathroom carpet. (Unless
you have a red carpet, in which case a contrasting polish should be
selected).

- If a person is choking on an ice cube, don't panic. Simply pour a
jug of boiling water down their throat and presto! The blockage is
almost instantly removed.

- Save on booze by drinking cold tea instead of whiskey. The
following morning you can create the effects of hangover by drinking
a thimble full of dish washing liquid and banging your head
repeatedly on the wall.

Messages In This Thread

Helpful Tips to Make Life Simple
Nancy -- Saturday, 8 July 2006, at 5:13 p.m.

Re: Helpful Tips to Make Life Simple
Bob -- Thursday, 13 July 2006, at 10:21 a.m.

Re: Helpful Tips to Make Life Simple
Jim W. -- Friday, 14 July 2006, at 7:30 p.m.

Re: Helpful Tips to Make Life Simple
Bob -- Friday, 21 July 2006, at 2:39 p.m.

Re: Helpful Tips to Make Life Simple
Jim W. -- Monday, 24 July 2006, at 11:15 p.m.

 

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