Maybe it's very old to you people, I thought it was hilarious.

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Just after Lorena Bobbitt brutally cut off her husbands penis, she
jumped into her car and sped away. On her way down the highway,
holding her husbands penis in her hand, she decided to throw it out
the window. She opened her window and tossed the penis as far as she
could and sped away again.

Meanwhile 2 Canadians driving down the same highway happened to cross
right by Lorenna just as she tossed it out the window and the penis
hit their windshield smack dab in the middle. Stunned but still quiet
the 2 Canadians drove on. About 3 miles down the road the one Canadian
turned to the other and said, "Man, did you see the size of the dick
on that mosquito?"