Only in America...can a pizza get to your house faster than an
ambulance...

Only in America...are there handicap parking places in front of a
skating rink...

Only in America...do we award someone $3,000,000 for spilling hot
coffee in their own lap...

Only in America...do we have labels on baby strollers to remind
people to remove the baby before folding up the stroller...

Only in America...do drugstores make the sick walk all the way to the
back of the store to get their prescriptions.

Only in America...do people order double cheese burgers, large fries,
and a diet coke...

Only in America...do banks leave all the doors open and then chain
the pens to the counters...

Only in America...do we leave cars worth thousands of dollars in the
driveway and leave useless junk in the garage...

Only in America...do we use answering machines to screen calls and
then have call waiting so we won't miss a call from someone we didn't
want to talk to in the first place...

Only in America...do we buy hot dogs in packages of ten and buns in
packages of eight...

Only in America do they have drive-up ATM machines with Braille
lettering!