There were these two twins JOE and JOHN. Joe was the owner of an old
delapidated boat. It just so happened JOHN'S wife died the same day JOE'S
boat sank. A few days later a kindly old woman saw JOE and mistaking JOE
for JOHN stated, " I'm sorry for your loss, you must feel terrible".

JOE, thinking she was talking about the boat said, "hell no, fact is I'm kinda
glad to be rid of her. She was a rotten old thing from the beginning. Her
bottom was old and shriveled up and she smelled like old dead fish. She was
always losing her water. She had a bad crack in the back and a pretty big
hole in the front too. Everytime I used her her hole got bigger and she
leaked like crazy. I guess what finally finished her off was when I rented
her to four guys looking for a good time. I warned them she wasn't good,
but they wanted to use her anyway. The damned fools tried to get in her
all at once and she split up the middle.

The old woman fainted.