Six of the seven dwarfs are sitting around the house one day when Sleepy
rushes in and says, "Guess what guys, I've won a trip
to see the Pope!" Everyone gets all excited and chants, "We finally get
to ask him, we finally get to ask him."

The next day, they are standing in front of the Pope,
Dopey out in front of the other six. All the other six start pushing Dopey
and saying, "Go ahead, Dopey, ask him, ask him!" The Pope looks at Dopey and
asks, "Do you have a question to ask me, young man?" Dopey looks up shyly
and says, "Well, yes."
The Pope tells him to go ahead and ask. Dopey asks,
"Well, do....do they have nuns in Alaska?" The Pope replies, "Well, yes,
I'm sure we have nuns in Alaska."

The others all keep nudging Dopey and chanting, "Ask
him the rest, Dopey, ask him the rest!" The Pope asks Dopey if there's more to
his question, and Dopey continues, "Well, uh, do they have, uh, black
nuns in Alaska?" To which the Pope replies, "Well, my son, I think there must
be a few black nuns in Alaska, yes."

Still not satisfied, the others keep saying, "Ask him
the last part, Dopey, ask him the last part!" The Pope asks Dopey, "Is
there still more to your question?" To which Dopey replies, "Well, uh,
yeah..... are there, uh, are there any midget black nuns in Alaska?" The startled Pope replies, "Well, no, my son, I really don't think there are any midget black nuns in Alaska."

At this, Dopey turns all kinds of colors, and the
others start laughing, and yelling, "Dopey f****** a penguin, Dopey f*****a
penguin!"